BODY: Gran Maestro Leonardo, can you finally reveal the truth about Mona Lisa? LEONARDO: Who is she? Can't remember... You see, my memory isn't what it used to be. This electronic existence really wears down my neuron system. Let's leave that for a while, it may come back to me... BODY: Do tell us, Maestro, what is your reaction to the da Vinci hero cult being presented in the biographies written about you? LEONARDO: It's hypocrisy. I was a man, flesh and blood. I slept and ate and drank and fucked just like everybody else!  On the other hand.... must admit all this attention does wonders to my virtual ego. DON'T MISS OUT, COMING UP NEXT: LEONARDO on his homosexuality LEONARDO tells us a joke   The centuries awaited TRUTH ABOUT Mona Lisa!