BODY: Freud claimed you have "never lovingly embraced a woman"... LEONARDO: ...Freud? Who is this person? I believe we have never met, so how can he possibly know... BODY: Also many researchers have suggested you may have been homosexual... LEONARDO: You know, I was nearly burnt at the stake for an act of sodomy in my youth, so what makes you think I would talk about this now. BODY: But what is there to loose? Just look at yourself, you're an electronic echo bouncing around the information superhighway. LEONARDO: You are starting to piss me off. CIAO! BODY: Wait! Apologies. We didn't mean to offend you. LEONARDO: Basta, basta...And may I remind you that these issues are still pretty inflammable on some parts of the global network, although in my opinion freedom of speech must not ever be compromised on the internet! MORE REVELATIONS TO COME! LEONARDO'S beauty tips   The TRUTH about Mona Lisa!   EXCLUSIVELY ON OUR BODY=HOME PAGES!